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turret

An automated stationary weapon that shoots everything that moves into its field of view. Also known as a sentry gun. Common enemy in FPSs (first person shooters).
by Arskangel December 29, 2004
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Torrent

A large, overwhelming flood; an overwhelming number or amount.

This is the academic definition of the word and i think its important to point out because it shows the root of why its called Bit-torrent.
The torrent of abuse lead Simone to flinch with every human touch.
by Pseudo-hym September 16, 2009
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Torrent Shopping

The act of going into a music store to look for albums to illegally download off the internet for free at home
Hughy couldn't think of any bands to download, so he decided to go torrent shopping at HMV
by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009
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Keyboard Turrets

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.
"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"
by potatopancake October 4, 2009
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sex turrets

When you have turrets mounted outside your house that track movement, and emit sex sounds when activated.
Man walks by a house with sex turrets, and as they track him, he hears "OHYEAH!!!" , "Ughhhhh!" , and "Plow me so good!"
by Your Uncle Mario January 17, 2017
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Torrent Sprint

The massive torrenting of music, videos, pictures, etc. before a student returns to university, usually because of IT policies set by the school to prevent such kinds of downloading.
Dude, winter quarter starts tomorrow. I have to go on a torrent sprint before then. Any good bands you can recommend?
by Seagaia September 19, 2010
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Internet Turrets

An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.

These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
Examples of Internet Turrets

Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!

Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*

Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!

Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
by bouncing-goldfish December 9, 2008
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