turdsniffer

Obviously someone who sniffs turds. Ussually used to replace mean words

You little turdsniffer!

by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010

Turds on the hood

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."

Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!

by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007

Turnstall

Pain felt in the legs, hips or groin when a subway turnstile refuses to open after the first swipe of the fare card.

Ouch! That's my second turnstall this week!

by SearchBender July 26, 2010

Turpa Kiinni

Means "Shut the fuck up" in Finnish. Totally awesome language, totally awesome country....i wish i was finnish. :'(

French Guy: Pousser un croissant dans le cul

Finnish Guy: Turpa Kiinni!!

by minarakastansuomi April 26, 2010

unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.

Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.

by voldemort's nipple March 12, 2009

Turnstilin'

When, during a very enjoyable night of drinking with your friends, one friend decides at the last minute to go home, for example by hanging back and not walk through the turnstile at a train stop after all the other members of the party have gone through on the way to the next bar, thus decreasing morale of group.

Pat: Sandeep, why are you going home early? We're so close to the next bar.
Sandeep: I'm just tired...
Pat: Sandeep, you turnstilin' son of a bitch!!!!

-Pat jumps over turnstile and pushes Sandeep through the turnstile, thereby negating his aforementioned turnstilin' behavior.

by Roi James August 10, 2019

bus turds

The shitty version of Bus Wanker from the us reboot of the infamous inbetweeners

*shouts and leans out of car window* Bus Turds *only the person using the joke will laugh

by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017