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holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.
We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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Pussy Tubing

Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.

A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.
Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!

Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?

Rex: PUSSY TUBING!
by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009
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e-turding

When angry people drop nasty conceptual bombs in social media realms.
She takes regular digital shits by e-turding whenever she gets a moment.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019
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Thuringian Tower

The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.

In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.

The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.
by Jinonice Library Man August 13, 2022
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The TSN Turning Point

A significant or life changing event.
First used by "TSN"(The Sports Network.) In every hockey broadcast on this station they include a feature named the TSN Turning Point; where they show the highlite that most influenced the outcome of the game.
That right hook you threw was definitly the TSN Turning Point in that fight man.
by mapleleafkideh September 19, 2005
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You're turning into a groudon

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.
Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.
by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011
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percussive tuning

A comedic pseudonym, typically within engineering circles, for using brute force approach (typically a using hammer, see fine adjustment device) for solving a problem.
I used percussive tuning to fix the engine's timing problem.
by hashaday February 6, 2009
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