Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

by Danger500 May 17, 2011

Turds With Friends

(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!

by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012

penny turds

little turds in the shape of a penny ,you want these ones to come out rite side up or else your bung holw will feel like its ripping peanuts out!

Christ look at all those PENNY TURDS floating in the shiter, come in here and look at these if they were pennys i would have a dollar.

by Tyler Barron January 28, 2005

Tire Turds

The small piles of mucky snow left behind, in parking spaces, when the snuck is loosed from a vehicle's wheel well.

Must be warming up, there's tire turds everywhere, in this parking lot.

by krevWon January 19, 2011

Turdistan

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.

Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.

by Iblisatan January 24, 2007

turtus

when u air in the vagina gets stuck and doesn't want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.

my turtus is haunting me.

by turtus hunter November 6, 2009

turdstile

The anus. It is also know as the butthole, fecal dispenser, cigar cutter, the moist, poop chute, crap cooker, colon, fartbox, shit lips, sphincter, ol' crusty, etc.

Dude, I have to pass a loaf so bad that I can hear it. If I don't get to the toilet soon it will slide past the turdstile.

by JEUNT December 4, 2010