TURDING

1. The act of being or acting like a turd
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking

John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.

by VIGOROUS JONESY August 1, 2011

Turbinderjeet

A word to describe one who is from India. Can be used for Male or female. Derived from combining turbin, bindi, and the last parts of the common Indian names example gurminder and gurjeet.

Hey look at that fucking turbinderjeet.
That turbinderjeet was a cheap fuck.
What is your name turbinderjeet.

by sukka10010101 March 1, 2019

Turding

The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane

Mary was turding on her way to work

by Govna Tuey December 7, 2019

Turdminster

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

turdwinder

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

gerkin turbin

A male prophylactic device most commonly known as a condom, rubber, or Joey jacket.

Baby, we gonna bone. Hand me one of them gerkin turbins.

by Javry March 17, 2016

turdling

Slang
n. 1. son of a turd, runs in the family.
2. little pieces of shit, feces, excrements.

1. ex. You just a turdling compares to your dad!
2. ex. I don't like how your turdlings are clogging up my toilet!

by ZionMagus August 14, 2003