Turd Burglar
Turd Burglar by swoop hansen February 8, 2008
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turd burglar by bill cosby November 21, 2002
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Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.
Ok let's go!
Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.
(15 minutes later)
Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.
Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.
(15 minutes later)
Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.
turd burglar by wild nothing December 18, 2012
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turd burglar by gretchen August 31, 2003
turd burglar
J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.
turd burglar by Teksystems September 2, 2003
turd burglar
One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd.
Turd = Shit
Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.
Turd = Shit
Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.
I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of.
Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.
My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!
Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.
My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!
turd burglar by Tasha April 5, 2005
turd burglar
To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.
Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.
See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.
See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.
turd burglar by sfvszcdv December 20, 2009