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Tumaer

Some smelly person named Tumaer, who ALWAYS SMELLS. No matter what, he smells!If you know a person named ANY of the names below, please call them an alternate one.
Tumaer Bottes, YOU SMELL LIKE CRAP! YES! YOU SMELL! "tumaer" Also has a number of names, rangeing from "Shumer" to "Umaer" to "Poomaer".
by Ryan June 15, 2004
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tomato smasher

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.
"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"
by Doli May 23, 2009
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dirty tomato

dirty sexual organs, preferably of a ruddy color
I saw that girls cervix she has a dirty tomato!
by ROBOSMO JONES March 25, 2011
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Poopy Face Tomato Nose

The most amazing character in Family Guy history, conjured up by Peter Griffin himself! He is a handicapped duck with a tomato as his nose, rides a skateboard 24/7 and carries a suitcase containing one shirt which is trapped on the outside. Pretty much slang for a fucking retard :)
One Day, 3 Ducks were crossing the road Goin' to get some soda But they weren't looking where they were goin' And the bus came along and hit them all Now they're handicapped and. . .an...an... ...No . . . that's pretty much it! Handi-Quacs.

Poopy Face Tomato Nose!!!
by yuG ylimaF January 4, 2012
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tomato can

N. In a fight, someone who is terribly outmatched by their opponent, and gets beaten quite easily, with no glory going to the victor.
The president of the chess club was little more than a tomato can when he picked a fight with the captain of the wrestling team.
by Eric Ibrey Dean September 8, 2005
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slippery tomato

a slippery tomato is when a female has her period all over a smooth floor surface then the male partner curls into a ball then rools his balled up body through the the trail of bloody discharge face first into the female's reach where she will then forcefuly and unexpecidly thrust his face into her bloody vagina.
did you hear about tom giving amanda a slippery tomato last night?

NO!!! what a sick bastard
by poopy97 June 14, 2011
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beach tomato

Someone on the beach who is round and red.
Those beach tomatoes better put on some sunscreen before they start peeling.
by WhiteyWhite August 25, 2013
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