Tulips on the organ

A beautiful arrangement.

She put tulips on the organ

by Luddz February 1, 2015

Tulip Sniper

A red tulip that is armed with a Tommmy Gun. Shoots mostly anyone.
Has a pleasant voice.
Aqua Teen Hungerforce

Tulip Sniper just shot me

by ScarfaceSpartan January 5, 2005

Fat Tulip

The result of multiple punches to the vagina.

Bitch sassed me, so I gave her the ol' Fat Tulip.

by tsuxiit April 19, 2009

ass tulip

noun - a lighthearted name for the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. This condition is marked by the extrusion of one's rectal walls through the anus.

If you let that dolphin do you in the butt, you may well develop an ass tulip.

by strindberg March 18, 2003

green tulip

A green tulip is an action performed in a strip club. When a stripper lays on her back on stage and you put a dollar on her taint and before she can push it aside and continue her skankery you push it second knuckle deep in her brown eye so the portion of dollar bill not in her bowels resembles a green tulip.

My wife was so drunk she gave that nasty pig cupcake a green tulip last night.

by Jamie-T October 22, 2012

French Tulip

When a man tucks his balls and penis between his legs and then bends over to moon an unsuspected onlooker, revealing a hideous array of genitalia.

I was minding my own business when Todd McGee thought it would be funny to show me his French Tulip. I will never be the same!

by Sticky Willie December 13, 2014

bologna tulip

A vagina that is wider than it is long. Usually associated with prostitutes, strippers, and porn stars.

I think the girl I hooked up with last night was stripper...she had bologna tulip.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009