tubes

The hair on the hose of a man's penis.

I can't say that I always trim my pubes but on the weekends I make sure to shave my tubes.

by kovstar July 11, 2008

TUBE

A secret doctors term for,
Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.
Doctors convince patients to summit to a breast exam while they are there for something else.

"While your here mrs smith i'll give you a quick breast exam, pop your top off"

"Your not going to tube me you filthy old bastard"

by Anton bevermarsh January 10, 2021

Tubes

Something awesome, great, amazing, etc

Yo, did you see that comic that just came out? That shit is the Tubes!

by ImDocHolliday November 26, 2019

Tube it.

As in "Google it," "Tube it" refers to look for something on YouTube.

#1: I'm looking for a demo on how to tie my shoelaces.

#2: Tube it. They've got everything on there.

by luapf May 11, 2010

Tubeing

It is where you waste countless hours of your life searching for something good to watch.

I’m just going downstairs to do some tubeing.

by Quockey December 24, 2018

tube

An asshead, a person who is hollow.

You are such a friggin tube, it hurts me.

by Pino March 31, 2003

tube

noun. Scottish. short for tube steak. a tube steak is penis on account of it being cylindrical in nature and made of meat.
used to refer to someone being a dick.

"So your boyfriend's a Hearts supporter? He must be a total tube steak."

by peebles76 August 20, 2009