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Trumpesphere

Thin layer in the atmosphere that surrounds the upper levels of Trump Tower. The theory is that Trump, living high above the pollution of the world below, has no idea what the EPA works hard to protect.
Damn, the pollution levels are high today, I wish I was up in Trumpesphere.
by Griffy March 18, 2017
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Trumpletons

A portmanteau of "Trump" and "Simpletons." Delineates the poorly-educated multitudes who gravitate, inexorably, to the banner of Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign. Trumpletons not only tolerate their demagogue's blatant disregard of truth & factual evidence, and his dearth of basic human decency - they also cite these traits as the most admirable qualities about Trump and his candidacy. Accordingly, Trumpletons take orgasmic delight in repeating and re-tweeting (or, in the case of these Orwellian sheep, "re-bleating") the myriad fictions and falsehoods Donald Trump disseminates on a daily basis.

**Additionally, what makes "Trumpletons" such a befitting sobriquet is the fact a "Trumpleton" also refers to "air or gas escaping from a male member's urethra." Given how full of proverbial "hot air" Donald Trump is, how much of it he spews forth, and his knack for alluding to his manhood...people who espouse Trump's ideology are, in a sense, huffing an abundance of penile flatulence.**
"Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and he wouldn't lose any votes amongst his loyal Trumpletons."

"The more false or offensive Donald Trump's rhetoric gets, the more his flock of Trumpletons stands by his every word."

"When Donald Trump warned "there might be riots" if he's denied the GOP nomination, the RNC began fearing that legions of Trumpletons will take this as a literal call to arms.

"Trumpletons across America have angrily petitioned for firearms to be allowed at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland."
by grammatticalerror June 30, 2016
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Bring on the Trumpets

1. A phrase that has grown popular after an advert for The Natural Confectionary Company featured a gummy bear, voiced by Matt Berry, shouting it at a gummy snake for little or no reason.

2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.
1. Gummy Bear: Bring on the Trumpets!

2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
by -Roachy- February 4, 2009
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Trumplies

Trumplies is when Donald trump chats utter shit just to become president.
HillBilly #1 - What the hell dude Trump said he was gunna get rid of all of the muslims in USA and he now says he isnt!
HillBilly #2 - What dude? He lied? the fuck he just trumplies
by Will Wheatley January 22, 2017
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Monkey Trumpets

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...
ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!
by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008
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Bumple Trumples

Used in place of explicative words instead of words like "fuck" or "shit".
Man: "Awww Bumple Trumples! I cut my mouth on a potato chip again!"

Woman: "Fat ass."
by BootyMaster June 12, 2009
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monkey trumpets

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment
oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream
by hans strudlehiemer January 17, 2008
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