truck drivers

the one type of humans in the world who have ultimate and no limitation to their authority on the roads.

policeman: why were you speeding back there sir?

truck drivers: im a truck driver.

by KING PENG August 13, 2008

Truck drivers

The new excuse for prices of everything going up, though prices of things not delivered by trucks, such as rent or TV streaming/cable is also going up a faster rate in the last year or so than it had the years before, when things had been somewhat steady.

The people making a fortune off the pandemic aren't limited to price gouging items on the internet websites or in stores, they also raise prices for the same TV service for example, and would still cut a few channels from the list of channels you had so that you don't really have any realistic options besides terminating service or paying more. Saying there are a shortage of truck drivers (a problem created by the same people making money off masks/vaccines/medical supplies and restrictions/rules/laws/mandates/guidelines they created) is just another excuse for them to take more money than they already are from people, and give nothing back to them.

by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021

Truck drivers Tango

A bottle of piss

Did you see that bottle of truck drivers Tango on the motorway verge?

by Late night Trucker November 12, 2025

Truck Drive

The act of a group of people, usually consisting of three or more, beating the fuck out of a slumbering person in the dark while flashing lights in his/her face.

That kid with all the bruises got a truck drive last night.

by swim all day February 26, 2009

gotta drive truck

when i guy is masterbaiting.

Trevor says,"courtnie I've gotta drive my truck."
(aka masterbait)hes gotta go drive the truck Im sorry i have to go but ive gotta drive truck.

by korky porky (courtnie) June 14, 2008

who drives a truck on Friday

No one drives truck on a Friday.

who drives a truck on Friday

by Truck driver on Friday June 22, 2020

plot hole you can drive a truck through

A plot hole of such immense proportions, that you could drive a proverbial eighteen wheeler through it.

"How did Harry go back in time and save himself, nothing would've happened, he would have lost his soul to the Dementors already, right? I don't get it."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."

by Trek August 25, 2006