toothbrush talk

The incomprehensible noise that occurs when someone attempts to talk whilst brushing their teeth.

After awhile, you may begin to understand this language, especially if the person is making hand motions.

Guy 1: MMPHHHMMNMNMHSHHSSPFTT
Guy 2: Dude I can't understand your toothbrush talk.
Guy 1: MMMPPSFHHFTSHHS -waves hands-
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, nah I already saw that movie last Friday.

by L to tha C December 17, 2008

Tootheses

Multiple tooth

More then one tooth= My baby got her second tootheses.

by Angry_Raider July 20, 2012

Toothy bum

Inserting toothpaste inside your anus so your arse smells minty and fresh.

My arsehole stinks! Have you got any Colgate? I fancy having a toothy bum today.

by xSonic Hedgehog December 27, 2014

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

Toothpaste Fracking

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit

Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days

by AyAron87 March 14, 2022

domestic toothpick

A piece of toe nail clipping (from the big toe) is wedged between the two front teeth of a sleeping (or passed out) victim. If done right the victim should have a very hard time pulling out the abstruction.

Last night my friend gave his step sister the worst domestic toothpick I have ever seen.

by reid charboneau December 9, 2007

Dirty Toothpick

Similar to the dirty sanchez, while doggy style, sticking your pinky into the girls ass then reach around and poke her in the mouth. The point is to leave some brown on her front teeth.

"Last night I gave this drunk Freshman a dirty sanchez and when she screamed I doubled it up and gave her a Dirty Toothpick.

by DizzFabulous January 18, 2011