Transparent

Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.

Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”

5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too"

Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Transparent

Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.

Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”

5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too"

Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Transparent

Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.

Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher: “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”

5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too."

Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."

by Wondering Wanderer July 15, 2023

transparently

This is a retort to when someone alleges they are being fully transparent when they are, in fact, utterly full of shit!

Loni: "I was so ready to help you all with that emergency work, but I am being fully transparent when I say that I was too upset to be able to do anything. I'm sorry but .."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."

by von groovy August 22, 2024

transparentcy

Openness and lack of secrecy regarding family matters such as DNA-test results, how yer mom and dad are raising you, etc.

Thanks to Ben Kenobi's lack of transparentcy, Luke Skywalker never knew dat Darth Vader was his father till said creepy deep-voiced character actually revealed said information himself.

by QuacksO July 23, 2025

Ur granparents tranparents

The worst of them all. WARNING: MAY ERASE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!

Jacob: Ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian!
Mike: I've got a trump card for you!
Jacob: Trump cards are for pussi-
Mike: Ur granparents tranparents
*the world gets erased*

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

Transparency

Hey, me too!

Hym "And in the spirit of transparency... Nobody wants their kid to die just so you don't have to credit and pay me. And I have no reason to work a bullshit gas station job I am likely going to lose soon just because some asshole doesn't want to pay somebody. I'm not taking the hit. It just isn't going to happen. There are no bystanders here. You are either getting me my money or you love watching children get murdered for no reason as much as I do and THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2025