Fat Tracker

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006

Outfit-Tracker

Someone who tracks the outfit your wore either the day before or in the same week.

Origin: Curb Your Enthusiasm

Ryan, you wore those pants yesterday. Don't be an Outfit-tracker Tyler.

by pmcmanner December 8, 2017

Tracker

Brummy word for a young TRAMP.

"your mom's a tracker" -blazed-

by John0121 September 1, 2007

busted out tracktor tire

a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from

Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

Flamingo status tracker

A great ROBLOX game that 9 year olds play

yo did u see the new great roblox game flamingo status tracker? yeah i did fat

by LuaScape August 8, 2020

Tracktice

Track-pratice. Practice for the sport of track.
Combination of the words; track and practice.

"Yo wanna hang out today"
"Can't, I have tracktice 'till five"

by Fian-G October 3, 2007

Tracked-out

1.) Often used as a part of snowboarding vocabulary, it is used to describe an area where the snow has been over-ridden and is no longer worth riding. 2.) Used to describe a decidedly promiscuous human being.

Oh dude, chair 6 is tracked-out like a 2-dollar hooker.

by Chaston October 29, 2007