Tosser

A loser, a nobody. I person you would ignore or consider a throw away hence the term TOSSER as in one who has been tossed out with the trash.
Jane: "I like Tom, I think he's cute!"
Dick: "Tom? Are you serious? Bit of a Tosser don't ya think?"
by mr. mike July 30, 2017
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A two-faced, narcissistic and vainglorious self-centred man, whose main goal in life is to subtlety and overtly remind his peers how much more special and superior than them he thinks he is.
That supercilious politician is always making false promises; what a complete tosser he is !
by Downbeat Dan October 19, 2020
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someone that acts like a total prick, that is annoying you or has made you very angry
sam: "HI MABBSY" *jumps arround*
mabbsy: you tosser
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*driving allong and your in a car and you get cut up you would shout "YOU TOSSER" at them in anger*
by mabbs November 18, 2009
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Gordon Brown is an utter tosser just like Tony Blair before him
by The Real Jack the Lad January 10, 2009
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Tosser

Refers to fans of the Broadway musical Title of Show written by Jeff Bowen and Hunter Bell.
The word is comprised of the initials of the musical's title.

Tossers are fans of the best musical ever written.
-Man, Joe is such a Tosser, he knows every word to the musical, he has a t-shirt, AND he's seen the musical 40 times!
-Yeah, what a Tosser. I aspire to be as much of a Tosser as Joe.
by TitleOfShower January 27, 2009
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Coloquialism in BMW GS model motorbiker circle. Developed from religious ceremony of Hogroast, run by Bakerman, CULT LEADER.
Bakes is a tosser.
Means:
Bakes is a great guy
by Grizz February 10, 2005
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A straight up Imbecile and The person you dont want to talk to again. Usually a fat British neek
by xbabushka January 20, 2021
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