Toshing it out there

the act of warning people aroung you are about to insult them or say something racist.

"Just Toshing it out there, but black people from other countries are not really black people."

"Hey Sierra, just Toshing it out there that you look like a dirty slut today."

by tco11ins November 12, 2011

Everything i touch turns to shit!

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.

I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!

by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012

topshit

excellent, wow, superb

Person A: "Hey, i got a new car!"
Person B: "Topshit, dude!"

by RUBBERGUN September 5, 2005

I have to shit

What you say when you have to shit.
(Usually happens in a bathroom on a toilet)

Dude 1: I have to shit
Dude 2: Thats good to know..

by KalebRunnells January 16, 2009

Toshiya

Toshiya, the bassist and backing vocals for Dir En Grey.
Toshiya has perhaps the largest fanbase besides that of Kyou's.
Toshiya has on many occasions been spotted wearing a skirt.
Toshiya has a tank.

-I want Toshiya's tank!
-Kyou chased Toshiya because Toshiya called him cute.
-The Bassists for Dir En Grey is Toshiya.

by AngeloftheDefiant April 18, 2008

Toshture

A portmanteau adjective of the words "Tosh.O" and "Posture." It references the odd physical condition of one Daniel Tosh when he is standing in front of a green screen. Visually, the body is rigid yet slightly leaning forward at the waist, arms marginally bent at the elbow, hands curled to the rear and buttocks placed in the "presenting" pose; such posture is reminiscent of how one would appear if they were to sit nude upon a broom handle, candelabra candle or similar.

Some thought Karl to have had lower back surgery, but he actually attended a British boarding school as a teenager. Alas, all those nights of isolated debauchery resulted in a serious case of poor toshture.

by jeffismrmom June 20, 2011

old enough to shit old enough to hit

just a funny saying. only to be used at th.e right time.

how bout, old enough to shit old enough to hit

by Diggitty March 23, 2011