Loïc Tort

A really QuIrKy guy, Will never pass up the chance for a “ur mom” joke. Unbelievable submissive and breedable but also a little bit fruity.

“I’m so quirky”
- omg ur such a Loïc Tort

by Burgerqueen69 November 9, 2021

Matt Tort

When you bang a chick belly to belly.

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

Tort

A mixture of a tent and fort. Basically a fort which has been built out of pillows and blankets but looks and has the shape of a tent.

Our tort was so awesome.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.

Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.

by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021

pop tort

A miniature flatulence, not quite loud or stinky.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop tort mid-nut shtylllllll

by type69diabetes May 18, 2021

Tort

Romanian word for cake

Did you bring the tort ?

by David the romanian November 2, 2020

Tort

A mixture of a tent and a fort. Basically pillows and blankets, as used in a fort, but it looks and is shaped like a tent.

Our tort was built really well.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016