tornado fighter

A delusional taxi driver from a large city in the American Southwest who despite overwhelming opposition from the scientific community (and anyone else with a shred of common sense) continues to dream up very expensive plans which he claims will destroy a tornado. For years he planned on detonating an explosive inside a tornado, but in recent months he has expressed a greater interest in pointing a laser beam at the tornado.

The tornado fighter was charged up the wazoo for massive bandwith usage after his website was FARKed in Jan 2004.

by King Ahid July 17, 2004

livingroom tornado

when one member of a group sitting in a livingroom, rips some ass butter and proceeds to helicopter waft the toxic fumes betwixt the other members of the group.

...dude you just created a livingroom tornado with you ill fated waft...

by boo13 January 23, 2008

Piss Tornado

When you spin your pelvic area in circles while taking a piss, causing piss to fly every which way, all over everything.

Dude 1: What the fuck bro, why is there piss everywhere!

Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.

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Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!

Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!

by Palutena May 12, 2014

Leaf Tornado

Leaf Tornado is what you say when someone’s hella annoying meaning that you are adding them to your leaf tornado list. (A tornado from all the leaves on the floor aimed at someone because that is how much they annoy you)

Reema: Daisy mae is such a bitch

Amaya: I know, leaf tornado smh.

by nowayamaya December 2, 2018

projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.

His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

tornado straight

(adj.) Refers to a potentially homosexual act that is in fact not gay, because it is performed out of hatred and agression towards gays; the fulfillment of the action comes from domination, power, hatred or simple biggotry, rather than sexual satisfaction.

Though Alberto made Julio suck him off, the act was not gay, for Alberto hates gays, and skull fucked Julio until his eyes teared. Alberto's act was tornado straight

by Dustyn Williams February 28, 2005

Mayonnaise Tornado

Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.

Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.

by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009