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tomaco

A tomate filled with tobaco as seen on the simpsons
Bart: It tastes so bad, but is mildly addictive... I want more!

Marge: Well atleast Bart is eating his vegetables...
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TomaCawk

The act of having a woman/ Man if you roll that way, have their legs up in the air, naked and sitting on the edge of the bed. Then you run full blast with your "cawk"(penis) fully erected and exposed to the open, and then jumping from 5 feet away, and then landing your penis inside any open hole in the other persons body.
" I missed my TomaCawk last night and I think I broke my Cawk(penis) in half.
by Nick B-SHS May 22, 2011
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Tomachi

A boy who was dropped on his head as a baby in China. He is often seen grinning at anything possible so don't feel like your hilarious because he's smiling at what you said. If you find someone with this name he is usually chill, sexy, but retarded in some situations due to the drop. He claims he's not asian but is often not true.
1.Hey look at my Tomachi!!!!
2.Tomachi? Whats that?
3.Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Tomachi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4.*click* *click* Tomachi *click*
by Bonbon9922292 January 13, 2011
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Tarmacked

To get absolutely shit-faced. Refers to the drunk/high person hitting the ground (tarmack) because they are so fucked up.
"Bruh, you got absolutely tarmacked last night" "Yea I don't remember shit"
by Tarmackedpig26 April 15, 2020
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Tarmacked

Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.
"Oh god last night i got totally tarmacked. I was with this really hot chick and she was on top, the she sat on my chest and did a shit on it and starting rubbing up and down."
by Shut-It September 3, 2009
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tarmacing

(verb)
In order to complete a successful tarmacing, the male must, during intercourse, shit on the bitches back. This starts from the rectal cavity and should be worked upwards in a swift motion towards the ladies neck. Prompt running in the opposite direction to said lady is advised as soon as the tarmacing is complete.
by munging_commander November 17, 2004
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tormanator

a BAMF (bad-ass mother F***er) who gets laid every night.
that guy is a tormanator
by trav jr. April 13, 2008
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