Torbush

Synonymous with "wow", a term used by Texas Aggie faithful to express disbelief of coaching decisions or situations generally considered dumb;

Oft-used term on TexAgs message board in place of "wow"

>"I can't believe we just did that..."
>>"Yeah, Torbush..."

by E. King Gill May 4, 2008

torbad

Hes an IRC Warrior Yo.

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked by t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

by Aux April 26, 2005

torbay

to torbay sum1 is to get a stick of butter and gently massage their nipples, whilst pouring salt water in their cunt or ass and wishing them a "safe journey" or shouting like basil faulty.

will u torbay me?
sure.
go on then.
*gently massages her nipples with stick of butter whilst doing basil faulty impression and pouring salt water into her cunt*
gee whiz, thanks!

by Philly the willy February 23, 2005

testicular torsion

When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.

"OMFG, this torsion hurts!"
"I need a doctor to fix my testicular torsion"

by hussad October 17, 2004

Torben

A person who has the world on a string. He is the man, the royal king, the boss, whatever you wanna call it that'll be him. These highly exclusive specimins are internationally renowned for being able to beat Chuck Norris at arm wrestling while trading shares. Men can't multitask?, mortals can't! These people are so fascinating and pleasant you wouldn't mind them not calling you ever again.....they've got more awesome things to do. Insane sex, just add women. He has a large penis.

"Wow, when you did that quadriple backflip over a gorge filled with cougars, bears and menstruating women, you were so the Torben"
"Armies are powerfull but not quiet Torben"
"The pope is really adorable but not quiet a Torben"
"Davinci was great but not quiet Torben"

by Lamahirtetorben January 2, 2017

Torby

A small mammal that travels through time to fight morlocks.

The other day I woke up with a torby in my pajamahs how the Torby got there I'll never know.

by Matlock January 15, 2005

Testicular torsion

When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.

Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”

Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion

by Zamperinio February 3, 2018