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tomekcz

a epic gamer that is wanted by police in 21 countries in south africa for commiting serval war crimes!
Deez nuts: Have you heard of tomekcz?
Ur mom: yeah hes epicc
by tomekcz March 10, 2021
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The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.
Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.
by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020
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Tolekk

a sexy polish man who also edits for a racist
oh my god did you watch Tolekk yesterday? hes so hot
by Miparti July 10, 2020
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Fat tope

Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!
Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure
by Topey Noberts August 20, 2009
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typekiller

Typekill (verb): To kill someone in a First Person Shooter while they are typing a chat message. A typekiller is one who does this.

Ignorant n00bs shout this when killed in such a situation, when they should have been more worried about finding a safe location to type, or actually playing, but they bitch at someone who might have snuck up on them from behind (so the typekillee might have died anyway even if "alert"), or shot first and asked questions later.

Most likely, saying "Typekiller" was made popular by Quake 3, which featured an unmistakable blue box with a ;) over the head of someone that was currently typing. In this way, there could be no excuse of "I didn't know you were typing"

This all has something to do with "honorable combat," which is an oxymoron unless you still live in the Middle Ages. The Code of Chivalry was kind of forgotten when knights were replaced by M40A1's and SAW's.
Player: It is in my expert opinion that we should lay down our arms and work toward the greater good. Together, we ca-
*Gets shot*
Player: WTH?! Typekiller!
by Kenthar April 14, 2004
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Topete

I don't believe in God, I believe in Topete.
by DavidQ June 24, 2010
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topeka

new name for google as of April 1, 2010
"dude, whats that actors name?!"

"i dont know man, why don't you Topeka it!"
by toometoexplain April 1, 2010
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