putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Unscrewing the toothpaste

Used by Cornnbourbon to refer to masturbating. (Used in the Bioshock 2 Spam Play, Part 19)

Tatsudoshi: He was masturbating. MATURBATING. That's what he was doing. Masturbating.

Cornnbourbon: Unscrewing the toothpaste?

by Don'tFucktheSoap March 28, 2011

Tunisian Toothpaste

Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.

Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste. Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.

by tpatora January 3, 2009

Toothpaste nuts

when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.

the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts

by ernae August 18, 2011

Toothpaste

Toothpaste is an hygiene item that everyone should use. It saves your life... and other peoples lives. It would be great if you woke up in the morning and immediately brush your teeth. It sounds very simple, because it is very very simple. Its not that hard people. All you have to do is get up and go to your bathroom and pop out that toothbrush and toothpaste and get to working. Thank you all for your cooperation! And I hope you feel amazing when people are actually talking to you now. (:

"Ew whats that smell?"

"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"

by getinloserweregoingshopping July 7, 2017

Tijuana toothpaste

Sperm that is ejaculated in the facial region.

Flash those pearly whites, senorita--here comes the Tijuana toothpaste.

by Bones March 3, 2004

Toothpaste Transplant

Two men simultaneously sucking each other's penises until they have both ejaculated into eachother's mouths. They will then proceed to exchange each other's semen with their mouths and gargle until it becomes foamy.

Hey, Jim you up for a Toothpaste Transplant tonight?

by Shit flickington 26 May 7, 2017