People that go to the gym and wear cutoffs to flaunt their muscles when there is nothing or next to nothing there. These tools can often be found looking at themselves in the mirror giving a nonchalant flex every now and then to make sure they are still "ripped". Can be found in large packs at any college weight room. Often listen to their rap music while lifting, throwing out the rapper hand everytime their favorite part of the song comes up.
Kid 1: "Why is that kid wearing a cutoff when he isn't even that big?"
Kid 2: "O its cause he is a tool"
Kid 2: "O its cause he is a tool"
by Will Monte May 29, 2010
Get the tool mug.Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
by pseudonym135 October 13, 2011
Get the tool mug.1 A PENIS
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT
1 MALE GENITALIA (PUT YOUR TOOL INSIDE OF MY HUGE TWAT)
2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS
3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR
4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...
2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS
3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR
4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...
by X_ARTILLERIST May 21, 2009
Get the tool mug.by kevinnnnnnn May 24, 2005
Get the tool mug.Someone who walks around all day wearing plaid shorts, Burkingstock's, knee high socks, a brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo (with the collar popped up), and occasionally where's a Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or Bob Marley shirt, even though the only Led Zeppelin song they know is "Stairway to Heaven" and the only Pink Floyd song they know is "Money", and they don't even know any Bob Marley songs, just so that the skaters think they are cool.
2. Poser
3. Prep
4. Preppy Poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Poser
3. Prep
4. Preppy Poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by roooood June 16, 2007
Get the tool mug.a) A male who spends more time on his appearance that that of a female (tans,eyebrows,hair,shopping etc.); who is more frequently at the gym than sleeping, one who cannot pass a mirror without looking at it and knows he good looking; who quite often thinks to himself “why am I so good looking”
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
by jayyyyy789 April 29, 2011
Get the tool mug.a tool is someone who others feel threatened by while in there presence. however this is not a physical threat but rather a mental threat. for instance a tool may attract attention from others who want it and it thus irritates them. thus that individual is labeled as a tool. another instance is one who tries to change his genre of lifestyle but those surrounding him reject it and label him as a tool. however a tool can also be a person who is very cocky or completely full of themselves which projects themselves as an annoyance.
man that kid just stole my attention...what a tool.
that kid wont shut up why wont he leave hes such a tool!
that kid wont shut up why wont he leave hes such a tool!
by acecon July 10, 2010
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