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toobin

He was fired for toobin on the zoom meeting.
by some_idiot666 October 19, 2020
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tooty frooty

literally everyone's childhood dream jelly bean flavor.
"oh my god! i got a tooty frooty!"

"NO WAY!"
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Toby Animates

A animator a really cool one

@TobithAnimates
pronouns: no/morals
Did you see the new Toby Animates video
Yeah moral's is such a nice guy!
by TakoTheMemer October 25, 2023
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Worse than Toony

When youre an epic mastermind and genius supervillan. Everyone is scared of your epicness. Gamers rise up
You better chill because mind you im worse than toony

Im worse than toony gamers rise up

I hate everything about you by three days grace
by Sans Undertale July 9, 2018
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Toob Whore

One who spends all their time on the intra-webs. Looks like a slug. Is warm and slightly sticky, leaving a trail of sweat and goo behind wherever it roams.

Enjoys going onto chatrooms. Will spend most of its days playing WoW and talking about new or upcoming additions. Constantly blams WoW's new shit, even though they don't charge for it.

A Toob Whore also enjoys saying "k", "what?", and "ah"/"wtf?" or "..." instead of making real conversation, as they cannot, physically, keep up any existing conversation. Sometimes, when they're REALLY excited, they say "inorite?". When asked a question, they will ALWAYS, and believe me, ALWAYS use "dunno", for they cannot actually summon the energy to think, as they are to lazy asking somebody else to pass them the Oreos.

Often use emoticons, as their facial muscles have become weak and flabby, much like their arms, after years of sitting in front of a screen in a darkened room. Common emoticons include, but are not limited to:

:/, >-<, >_<, o.O, O.o, o_O, o-O, :p, XP, etc.

However, if you get angry at a Toob Whore, they will not get angry back, as they a) do not have the energy, b) do not have the courage, c) care, and d) have more than two braincells to rub together in the first place. Also, they don't want to loose their real-world friend, who is the only thing keeping them from being demoted to "loser" status.
orynx1213: i really hate this chick. she pisses me off so much.
toobwhore1337: k
orynx1213: don't you care?
toobwhore1337: no

phanmann45: so, like, did you hear that new kanye west track?
toobwhore1337: :P
phanman45: ? i thought you loved kanye west??
toobwhore1337: i do.
phanman45: then why ":P"?
toobwhore1337: dunno.

Ben: Kody is such a Toob Whore.
Ryan: What's a Toob Whore?
Ben: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by fubsish September 14, 2009
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Toby BigDik

A euphemism for a very helpful guide. A long distant cousin of Sacajawea, Toby Bigdik is known among small circles of historians as the "Father of the West." History scholars, to this day, debate the reasons for his exclusion from texts, though conventional wisdom suggests...it's probably because of his name.
That there guide is a regular "Toby Bigdik." He's like a GPS.
by ashdrav November 30, 2011
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Toobined

When a person is exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom call
Holy crap... we were on the call today and got Toobined by Sam
by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020
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