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maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.
Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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Lehigh Tolerance

refers to the ability to hold your alcohol far better than the average person, simply because you attended Lehigh University.The majority of those in attendance at LU typically have a Lehigh Tolerance due to the high consumption of alcohol there.

Lehigh has also been known to have invented numerous drinking games: Beirut, Skong.
Guy 1: Dude, you have demolished 40 beers. Are you okay?

Guy 2: Yeah. I am a Lehigh Engineer. I have a LEHIGH TOLERANCE.
by lehighEngineerBJ October 15, 2010
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toblerone

A nice tasting chocolate bar with bits of nougat in it.
Wow I got a massive Toblerone for my birthday.
by izzy September 1, 2004
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Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back
The Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin ended in divorce.
by c0rr January 19, 2011
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love tolerance

The amount of CRAP you put up with when you are in a relationship with someone. This includes one's patience to give the other person their way, forgiving them or looking past their wrongs and mistakes, and repeatedly having to give and not receiving the same amount in return.

This can be both a good or a bad trait to have. Patience is a virtue, but too much giving and not enough receiving could be interpreted as a doormat.
Marc Anthony has high love tolerance because he is always tested with his patience with JLo's diva antics.

My friend has higher love tolerance than what I thought she would based on the person she carries herself to be. The amount of *shite she puts up with in her love life, would never be carried the same in other relationships in her life.
by swaydoenim July 3, 2010
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toledo pipebomb

Fletcher had a Toledo Pipebomb to celebrate his birthday
by Steven Wheeler January 27, 2008
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tofler joke

A joke so incredibly bad/lame that you want to kill the teller so hard they will die to death. Most often a terrible pun.

see tofler,toffler
Jeremy: What happens when two snails fight?
Marc: What?
Jeremy: They SLUGG it out! Get it?
Marc: SUCH a tofler joke...
by angry@tofler July 30, 2010
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