Toe

A device used after breaking something made out of glass. It will find the small pieces you couldn't get.

Mom:Did you get all the large shards?
Daughter:Yes ma'am. I will stop throwing shoes.
Mom:Did you get all the tiny bits?
Daughter:I might have?
Mom:It's okay your dad's toes will find them.
Dad:Hm?

by Moocatmonday dogs! September 15, 2019

Toeing It

When someone drives really fast, or just over the limit.

'How was Jake driving coming home?'

'Jeez, he was toeing it down the M6 at 140.'

by toeditlol November 21, 2011

Toe

Something that you suck everyday when having sex

Shawn: i’m hungryyyyy
Justin: Just suck you fucking toe dumb bitch

by adumbfuxingperson December 9, 2019

toes

these are the little stubs that come out of your hand. You have five on a hand.

jim had 5 toes but one got cut off.

by where am i? May 8, 2005

Toe

1. One that takes so many losses in life like a champ.

2. Has never tasted victory

3. Whole life is a typo.

Damn I feel like a toe.

by /2aw April 18, 2017

Toe

Tobie the toddler aka my sister

Theres 5 digits on your feet; Austin, Josh, Chad, Micheal and Tobie. Theyre all toes.

by Kayowo July 1, 2020

TOEs

Toronto Ontario Elites

The rest of Canada is sick and tired of the TOEs.

by Micky 2Tone August 7, 2011