A form of sodomy. But instead of finishing in your gay partner's butthole you pull out and wedge your Pence between their buttcheeks and bun fuck them until you come on their back. Also called a chill cheese dog between two buns.
I can't believe he Mike Penced me. Now I have Mike on my back that I can't reach. I need to take a shower.
by Red E. Todye October 13, 2018
A homosexual slang for a boring penis.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.
by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022
by krazy kenny October 22, 2005
by élan July 29, 2003
by cinnamoner January 17, 2019
Mike Pence
/mīk, pens/
noun
noun: Mike Pence; plural noun: Mike Pences; informal: Pence; informal plural: Pences;
1.
a devotee of a Donald J Trump, cause, or activity.
"not a freethinker and a follower of Trump"
synonyms: bitch, henchman, minion, lackey, servant, sidekick
"the President's closest 'Mike Pence'"
disciple, apostle, supporter, defender, champion;
believer, true believer, worshiper
"a follower of Donald J Trump"
fan, enthusiast, admirer, devotee, lover, supporter, adherent
"followers of Donald J Trump's idiocies"
2.
a person who moves or travels behind Donald J Trump.
3.
A.
a person who hates the sexual choices of others despite his own sexual appetite pertaining to bestiality.
synonyms: hypocrite
B.
a person who hates or fears homosexual people
/mīk, pens/
noun
noun: Mike Pence; plural noun: Mike Pences; informal: Pence; informal plural: Pences;
1.
a devotee of a Donald J Trump, cause, or activity.
"not a freethinker and a follower of Trump"
synonyms: bitch, henchman, minion, lackey, servant, sidekick
"the President's closest 'Mike Pence'"
disciple, apostle, supporter, defender, champion;
believer, true believer, worshiper
"a follower of Donald J Trump"
fan, enthusiast, admirer, devotee, lover, supporter, adherent
"followers of Donald J Trump's idiocies"
2.
a person who moves or travels behind Donald J Trump.
3.
A.
a person who hates the sexual choices of others despite his own sexual appetite pertaining to bestiality.
synonyms: hypocrite
B.
a person who hates or fears homosexual people
1.
A.
Formal: Man, this guy is a crazy Mike Pence, look at him getting wet listening to that bigot!;
Informal: Look at those idiots kissing Donald J Trump's Ass, they are a bunch of Pences!
B.
Barb E. Dahl: Why would John agree with the President's racist remarks, Ken?
Ken Dahl: Well Barb, he is an absolute Mike Pence.
2.
Look at how he is attached to Donald Trump's ass; he is a total Mike Pence.
3.
A.
Neil: Look at how he treats the other people's sexual choices!
Bob: I don't know why, because he fucks donkeys.
Swalla: What a Mike Pence!
B.
Donald Trump has reversed protections for the LGBTQIA community showing his true Mike Pence colors.
A.
Formal: Man, this guy is a crazy Mike Pence, look at him getting wet listening to that bigot!;
Informal: Look at those idiots kissing Donald J Trump's Ass, they are a bunch of Pences!
B.
Barb E. Dahl: Why would John agree with the President's racist remarks, Ken?
Ken Dahl: Well Barb, he is an absolute Mike Pence.
2.
Look at how he is attached to Donald Trump's ass; he is a total Mike Pence.
3.
A.
Neil: Look at how he treats the other people's sexual choices!
Bob: I don't know why, because he fucks donkeys.
Swalla: What a Mike Pence!
B.
Donald Trump has reversed protections for the LGBTQIA community showing his true Mike Pence colors.
by Lefty Wing Snowflake August 18, 2017
When you fuck up the first line of a speech by having no clue where the fuck you even are, let alone any clue of what you're about to say for the next 90 minutes.
Mike Pencing - I'm glad to be with you all here on the moon where I actually think Donald Trump could be the next moon President.
by GET_SICK October 5, 2016