tits

1. Adj. Expression used in construction to describe something that is both plumb (straight up and down) and level at the same time.

2. N. Glorious protrusions of the female form; proof of the existence of a higher power.

1. OK Charley this window is level now can you bring the top in toward me just about an rch to get it plumb... TITS, thats perfect!

2. Did you see the tits on her?! Wow, there is a God.

by Call Me Ishmael December 29, 2008

tits

That one thing that all straight men like and want but they cant have

tits are love

tits are life

by thereincarnatedjesus May 13, 2018

tits

The squishiest things you will ever find.

La'Quisha has huge tits.

by Nolrem November 22, 2011

tits

girl balls

ouch stop punching my girl ballls(tits)

by beanerweiner July 16, 2011

tits

something that catches my attention...

I was walking down the street when all of a sudden my heads(hehe) turned to see some big hot tits

by air humper February 25, 2005

tits

Make your willy hard and big.

Fuckin ell i love tits, thank u god for tits

by Jomosexual May 13, 2005

tits

The reason why men can never win an argument with a woman...

Whose the one with the tits round ere, me? Good so shut it!

by Granny Weatherwax October 4, 2005