Dirty Tion

Getting into bed with your man whilst wearing freshly shat boxers, proceeding to grab the nearest lampshade, breaking it into small thin rods and leading a duo sounding session leading to large bloody cumshots and a shit smeared mattress.

Dude: “Im horny as fuck right now, bro I'm a freak for real”
Bro: “Ever heard of a Dirty Tion?”

by Madlad6942069420 February 21, 2025

infor-shea-tion

Useless information, or a bunch of shit, that no one cares about. Most of the time performed by a speech impaired douche bag.

Shea - Did you know that wacecaw spewed backwawds is wacecaw?

Robert Kirk - That's some infor-shea-tion for you.

by douche central April 3, 2008

Orien-gay-tion

A homosexual person's specific sexual inclination and behavior; first used by Observation101

Homosexuals willing to participate in the annual gay pride parade while wearing ostentatious and festive clothing have quite a different orien-gay-tion than homosexuals who have a 'friend' named Dave.

by Observation101 January 4, 2012

situ-bae-tion

When you're in a messy situation with bae. Can be used when you and bae are fighting, bae is seeing another person, etc.

Bae: *flirts with dat bitch*
Girl 1: OMG, wtf is wrong with bae?????
Girls 2, 3, and 4: OMG!!!!! ______ is cheating on his GF!!!!!!
You: Gosh darn it, bae is SUCH an a-hole.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh I feel so bad for you!
Girl 1: Cheating boyfriend? Girl, you got yourself a real situ-bae-tion.

by think on it September 18, 2017

Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Con-fuck-tion

Confucktion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.

by Babygirlchelle79 December 7, 2018

E•MO•TION

That Carly Rae Jepsen album that got robbed of a 2015 AOTY nomination and quietly flopped even though it's better than most pop albums and it aged like red wine.

Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?

Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•MO•TION more since it sounds better.

Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?

Alfred: And nobody should give a shit.

Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?

Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!

Sara: Oooh, that's hot.

Alfred: Yuh?

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021