Timon

If you meet him first he is shy, but after a few minutes he will open and you will see him from a completely different side. He is funny and sometimes brings jokes that are not appropriate. He often makes fun of others although he is not better. But there is one thing that is bad about him, never get together with a Timon who has never been in a relationship before. He doesn't know how to behave and screws everything up. He will break your heart, sorry.
But as a friend or best friend he is perfect.

Person: "Who is Timon ?"
Me: " Thats the one with the dumb jokes"
Person: "Oh thats Timon"

by bf of the ex of tm October 13, 2019

timeology

the act/studying of spending time doing what you want but not accomplishing anything but also not wasting it either

person1: hey what did you do today?

person2: today dave and i went to home depot, walmart, and sportsmans warehouse.

person1: did you buy anything?

person2: nah, we just field studied timeology. did everything we wanted to do but didn't really accomplish anything.

by Mike Fry February 24, 2008

too much time on his hands

A phrase used by roody-poos who compensate for their inferiority by belittling the work of others.

Hey Jim! This guy made working plane out of 228158 bars of soap!

Someone clearly has way too much time on his hands.

Jim, you fucking candy ass.

by yourneighborhoodandtheworld July 8, 2011

Timeonas

Blonde whitey who likes cats 😸

I miss you Timeonas, pls text me, maybe?

by sammie__ October 30, 2021

Timeout pause rewind

the phrase used when a gay or non gay person says something that doesn't correspond with what they claim there sexuality is. There are also hand movements used when say this you would make a T with your hands then two ll and after that you would swing one finger around for the rewind

for example

Danny(hetero)-i just want to kiss him so bad

Me-Timeout pause rewind say that again but not as gay this time
Example 2
Danny(homo)-Damn i'm going to marry that female

Me(knowing he is homo)-Timeout pause rewind say that again but not as straight this time

by BigDickDead June 19, 2019

Timon

Timon packs a massive hulk hammer

Dude, Timon, has an enormous COCK!

by Pumba1410 December 21, 2021

Go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.

A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)

You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.

by Shrek is a potato March 23, 2023