Timelock

when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history

Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"

Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"

by SanSabina January 14, 2013

Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom

Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...

by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017

Timepyre

When people suck and drain your time to feed their own vanity and ego.

"wow, that Trevor took up three hours of my time yesterday whining about his life, I feel so drained. He is such a Timepyre"

by One21jiggawatts August 20, 2018

timelinebeast

Username for someone who doesn't know their background or where his/her's parents came from, He just thinks of himself as Black when in reality he's just whitewashed, defining his small penis in all his conversations, and eating his own words like a dumbass

Oh my goodness, timelinebeast Shut up you Simp

by YUSEE September 13, 2020

timelxnes

A very large penis Individual with many hoes

Damn timelxnes has so many hoes

by Frisktard April 28, 2021

Old timey BOI

A person who reflects on the past by constantly listening to 1930's music and binge watching "I love Lucy" in their freetime.

My friend is nothing but an Old timey Boi

by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018

timeline

to timeline: To inform someone that what they just referenced/presented/discovered and showed others as something new and awesome is in fact older than crap. Origin from a "timeline" image on a message board that was to be posted at the time of timelining.

Over time, however, the process of timelining an individual is thought of as rude, due to the fact that the timelined individual has just been sassed out for no reason they are aware of.

"Hey, guys, look at this flash thing I just found! Hahaha, kamikaze watermelon-"
"TIMELINED!"

by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004