Dumb Asian whore with blond hair and fake tits and caked on makeup. Famous for sitting behind her computer hours on end updating her myspace page. Thinks she is bisexual and has scored a TV show "A shot at love", more recently claimed to be pregnant by a certain so called a-list rapper who's identity is unknown.
Her stuck up demeanor and trashy antics has left a void in pop culture, more recently her music career has gone nowhere... and critics claim she has no real talent and only scored a show because of her popularity on myspace and her so-called exotic Asian ethnicity to score ratings.
MTV currently casting "shot at love 3" however due to her spiraling popularity MTV opted to cast an authentic bisexual woman -- tila claims she turned down the deal to move on with other things- such as her "career" in singing.
A hot mess
Her stuck up demeanor and trashy antics has left a void in pop culture, more recently her music career has gone nowhere... and critics claim she has no real talent and only scored a show because of her popularity on myspace and her so-called exotic Asian ethnicity to score ratings.
MTV currently casting "shot at love 3" however due to her spiraling popularity MTV opted to cast an authentic bisexual woman -- tila claims she turned down the deal to move on with other things- such as her "career" in singing.
A hot mess
Aye you heard of this myspace sleez tila tequila?
Oh that jizz junkie that did that track with ya boy?
yeah her, the one who thinks she bisexual
what about that floozy?
she claiming she pregnant with some rappers kid
that lil skeet meat got ran through by the whole block
yeah glad i had that jimmy on extra tight...
yeah tell that to ya boy
yay digg!
Oh that jizz junkie that did that track with ya boy?
yeah her, the one who thinks she bisexual
what about that floozy?
she claiming she pregnant with some rappers kid
that lil skeet meat got ran through by the whole block
yeah glad i had that jimmy on extra tight...
yeah tell that to ya boy
yay digg!
by damuthafuckintruth July 17, 2009
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1. The quintessential publicity whore who gained fame by exploiting the asian fetishes of douchebag bros who love midgets with fake tits.
2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.
3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.
2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.
3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.
"Dude did you see that pumpkin-faced midget that just went by? Her fake tits looked like grapefruits attached to a plywood board!"
"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."
"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."
by The Planet Earth September 12, 2009
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She HAD A Crappy show Called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila".She sings Some Shitty Songs That i bet no one listens To,And She Has A SHIT LOAD of nude pics online.
She HAD A Crappy show Called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila".She sings Some Shitty Songs That i bet no one listens To,And She Has A SHIT LOAD of nude pics online.
Tila Tequila:LIKE OMG! I GOT A AWESOME PLAIN TO BECOME MORE FAMOUS IM GOING TO PRETEND TO BE BISEXUAL AND SLEEP WITH AN MTV Producer FOR I CAN HAVE MY OWN SHOW!!
YAY!!
YAY!!
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