Thunderfucking

Fucking having sexual intercourse really hard and good.

"so I was thunderfucking this chick right, but her mom was so pissed"

by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007

ThunderCock

To kick someone up their butt with a GREAT amount of force. If done hard enough, the victim will piss their pants crying. If one wishes, they may also punch the person up their butt.

When Rj ThunderCocked Christian, he was in an ordeal amount of pain.

by ITSBEAGLEBETCH July 16, 2011

thundercock

A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.

"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf

"Oooo, Gandalf, you thilly thortherer"
-Dumbeldore

by NDT November 23, 2007

Matanuska Thunderfuck

An extinct type of cannabis that was found in Mantanuska Valley, Alaska. farmers grew this strain during summer which had almost 24 hours of sunlight and left out for one frost for the THC potency to reach maximum potential. can appear to be green, purple, and even white, and in rare cases, blue. The Mantanuska Thunderfuck is extremely potent and is a legendary strain and is now suceeded by the Mantanuska Tundra.

Matanuska Thunderfuck is extinct but you can grab some Matanuska Tundra which it is a little less potent.

by easy chang October 23, 2007

Thundercawk

A man's genital appendage used specifically for undescribable amounts of female pleasure.

Usage of said implement generally results in soaked bedding, and unimpressed roomates.

Girl 1: How was the sex last night?
Girl 2: Well, he pulled out the Thundercawk, and by the end of the night I was leaking like a geyser.

by fuzzyjacket March 12, 2009

Tinderjack

When you take a friend to accompany you on a tinder or other dating app date and they end up stealing your date.

Found a great guy on tinder, so I figured I would take my girl Lisa with me to make it more comfortable, but she tinderjacked my date and now I am going home alone.

by youarewhyidrink July 4, 2019

orgasmic thunderfuck

when you tase a woman’s vagina until she has an orgasm

Phyllis was moaning so loud you would’ve thought i gave her the good ol’ orgasmic thunderfuck

by happyfecalmatter February 23, 2022