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Jack Thompson

Lawyer and activist from Florida who is well known for his bizarre filings against the Florida Bar (at one point questioning the legality of its existence) and attempting to sue various rap artists and video game companies, claiming they were corrupting the youth.

He has lost every case he has ever filed and was finally disbarred in 2008.
Thompson's more outlandish antics include:
>Sending documents including photocopies of his drivers license with Batman's picture in place of his own (later wore a Batman watch in court to compliment this).
>"A company that says a line will not be drawn will be drawn and quartered" -Jack Thompson
>Thompson once told a prank caller to buy a suicide game and "get real good at it".
>Just the fact that commentators have called his courtroom behavior "cartoony" tells a lot.
by Lingualux March 23, 2012
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Thumbs up if

what youtube has been reduced to, attention whores seeking attention by stating the title of the video and putting "thumbs up if" in front of it. Its pathetic, that they do this, but even more pathetic are the people that actually thumbs them up.

Begging for thumbs up is disgusting and pathetic, it shows that you dont have your own opinion and are only commenting to get attention
(on a jason kidd pass highlight video)
"thumbs up if that was a good pass"
(on an eminem music video)
"thumbs up if this is a good song"

me: "gtfo thumbs up whore"
by abcbob123 October 25, 2011
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Porch Thumper

Traditional American flat-top guitar played on country porches after supper.
Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?
by talk2me-JCH2 May 19, 2022
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jack thompson

A anti-game crusader who blames everything bad that happens on video games.
Video games caused 9/11
Video games Murdered my family
Video games promote child obesity
Video games caused katrina to destroy New Orleans!
Despite how much I hate him I agree that games are rated M for a reason, Yes im talking to you 12 and under on Counter-strike.
Jack Thompson: I will offer $10,000 to anyone who makes my game!
Fighting hell fish: here it is, we call it Defamation of Character

Jack Thompson: oh, umm I was just kidding haha, it was sarcasm you see...
by Gamer4life October 23, 2005
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Thumbs up if you're watching this in...

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"
"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)
by Chowder183 August 27, 2012
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Slip of the thumbs

When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient. Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental effects.
Girl to married guy: "Hey, what are you up to?"
(Guy is getting ready to reply, when he's distracted for two seconds, during which time, the following message hits his phone."
Wife to her husband: "I made it to Dallas."
(Now husband, thinking he's replying to his girlfriend says)
Husband to his wife (slip of the thumbs): "Nothing, my wife is out of town if you want to sleep over tonight."
Wife to husband: "WTF!?!?!"
by Chaz Walker October 2, 2007
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jack thompson

-some dumb shit who thinks that video games cuase global warming, school shootings, the rapture, mad cow disease, and huricane katrina. He continues to sue Grand Theft Auto, and almost never wins. I personally think that he is just lining up scapegoats for when kids kill someone. (like me)
by the samm May 3, 2007
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