trits

Abbreviation of "Trampoline Tits"
Large and bouncy breasts; often displaying trampoline-like qualities.

I tried throwing a pebble at her chest, but it bounced off her trits and hit me in the face.

by Spectrius October 9, 2014

Thriskophobia

The fear of religion in general.

The entire group of militant atheists appeared to be suffering from Thriskophobia, the fear religion.

by swift196 August 7, 2018

Thrishal

In monotheistic thought, Thrishal is conceived of as the Supreme being, alpha male, the definition of Lost God that no one needed. He is simply build different unlike every other intelligent beings on this spinning rock. The day he left the planet earth he left behind an incredible message, it goes like

Thrishal gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Legends believe that the last words he said before he left was ~alr ima head out to get milk~. Truly a meaningful last words.

Hey you look like that one forgotten God Thrishal.

by Chichalu November 22, 2021

Thristation

When Your extremely thirsty and theirs no drinks around!

Hey gimme some of your drink, dying of thristation out here

by MonMonJigamaree November 2, 2010

thribs

When you want to say "the ribs" but you accidentally say it mushed together like "thribs"

Hey! Have you had thribs from the restaurant across campus? They're so dank!

by pinkuperfect February 12, 2017

thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Thristy Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008