Threesome

A group of three people having sex together

Chloe and josh snuck into the janitors closet and stripped off, josh was just about to shove his dick into Chloe when the door opened and mr kendle (the 21 yr old math teacher) was there.

Mr kendle: what the fuck is going on in here?!
Josh: we were gonna have sex
Mr kendle: well lemme join you, Chloe’s tits are seducing.

Chloe: ok
Mr kendle shoved his 8” cock up Chloe’s fat ass and Josh’s dick went into Chloe’s pussy

Chloe: OHHHH YEAH
Mr kendle: you like that huh?
Mr kendle took his dick out Chloe’s ass and josh did too. Chloe bent down and started to suck Josh’s dick while fingering mr kendle’s.

Josh: oh yeah
Chloe: mmmmmmm yummyyyy
Mr kendle: lemme switch this up a bit
And mr kendle removed chloe from josh, shoved his dick up Josh’s ass and started to lick Chloe’s pussy
Josh: I didn’t know it felt this-this-mmmm YEAHHH
chloe: oh mr kendle you’re good!
Mr kendle: call me jake
They all ended up having an orgasm and cum was on the floor of the closet when the bell went and they emerged, panting with wet underwear and all throbbing.
The threesome did it all again the next day

by Bisexual idiot May 15, 2022

Kentucky Threesome

Having sex with your pregnant wife.

Eight months of pregnancy couldn't hold back the passion, so Ed and Mary decided to have a little Kentucky Threesome. "Hey honey, in this position I can feel the baby kicking!"

by EtownGunt May 2, 2011

Russian Threesome

A type of sexual act, normally intercourse, involving a male, female, and bear.

I came across a Russian Threesome in the woods beyond Moscow. It was very messy

by Karlmarx7 November 6, 2017

kangaroo threesome

A devious practice taken upon by certain tourists to Australia.

You should check out Mike's profile pic. He totally had a kangaroo threesome

by Smartassicus Rex II January 24, 2011

Chinese Threesome

The Chinese Threesome is similar to the mundane threesome but one man penetrates the other man's ass and the leading man fucks with the amplified force of two men.

Xin - "Hey Kathy wanna have a Chinese threesome with me, and my boi Xhao. "

Kathy - "Normally I wouldn't but with twice the fucking power how can I refuse."

by Roger Peenrose February 27, 2021

Oaxacan Threesome

When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, and discovers he is also a mezcal rep after sleeping with him.

“The margs were hecka spicy, but he tricked me into a Oaxacan threesome. Never going to Nashville again.”

by freakforfernet March 16, 2023

Tinder Threesome

The act in which an erect penis gets jerked off by two other erect penis's.

Have you ever had a tinder threesome? I hear it's flaming!

by HellthyJunkFood July 18, 2014