Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

Our feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of attention created by one particular comment. At the moment we consider this merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 11, 2021

Thesised

(past tense "thesis"} To have written a thesis.

Mo just finished his paper, I think he thesised about butterflies and sound or something.

by hgarland June 21, 2023

Thesises

This is the new plural for thesis created by Andrew D. The pronunciation is THEE-SIS-EEZ. This the BETTER the NEW version of theses, because why not? Andrew D (honestly am I even allowed to use full names, it's whatever) had this gift of realization after seeing the word, "Theses"

The class wrote so many bad thesises in their essays that the teacher passed out.

by panera bread is very good May 31, 2021

Thesising

As demonstrated by Benjamin Bryant of Harvard University, thesising is the ultimate dedication to one’s Honors Concentration Thesis. It involves the maximum exertion of all five senses, all cognitive processes, and all emotions into writing or performing work for one’s thesis. One expels blood, sweat, and tears when writing his or her thesis properly. Their support system is wrapped in up until the ultimate presentation of their thesis, where they will defend it in the worst 20 questions of anyone’s life. If you look at someone’s resumé and see that they have written a thesis in their academic history, you’ll know that they are passionate about something, and can devote time to accomplish their goals. If you run into someone at a party who has written a thesis, you can definitely count on them having a word or two to say on said topic.

Wow, Ben wrote a thesis on Racial Capitalism?! He thesised hard!!

What are you up to right now?

Oh, just thesising😄

by 33angel March 5, 2022

Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.

Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?

by bingrao January 26, 2024