Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

Jurkin the Turkey

Something that a jimmy likes doing allot

Jimmy likes Jurkin the turkey

by jurktheturk May 9, 2022

the berries are low on the turkey bush

Your chances are good.

It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.

by Ardyfin July 14, 2017

pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

Carve the turkey

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.

I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!

by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014

Basting the Turkey

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.

Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.

by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009

Stuff The Turkey

To cum repetitively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with cum. To fill them anally.

Darlene Gal: First I'll stuff our Thanksgiving Turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
Phillip Ta Gal: Oh, I'll Stuff The Turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009