turkey

(n) a loser; an uncoordinated, inept, clumsy fool
OR
a tool; a person who is not in with current culture and slang or is just generally uncool.
These slang usages of the word "turkey" were mostly used during the late 60's and 70's by urban-dwelling blacks.
See jive turkey
by Jam Master J November 24, 2005
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turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person
The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.
by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2010
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Ya, I gave him a bj, he came three times, it's like a turkey in bowling
Gobble, gobble
by Pussykatturkey October 20, 2010
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Turkeys

Part of the female vagina that only a select, special few of women have. They hang down at the bottom opening and some woman can even pull them a few centimeters down their leg! The tips of the turkeys are usually a darker shade of the top of it but its still beautiful. The womans men will have to get used to it but sooner or later, they'll realize that it makes their woman special!
It's so wierd! When i pee, my turkeys spread my pee apart!
by Daniella T February 03, 2006
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Turkey

A derogatory term used to describe a dim witted person whom usually makes redundant comments about things they know little about.
Person one: I love Will and Ted.

Person two: shut up, turkey.
by whiskeybeer October 09, 2009
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Turkey

Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.
Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?

I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.

Got any Turk?
by Turkeypup December 23, 2009
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Turkey

One who is not quite a dangus, but nor a dingus. Eaten frequently on Franksgiving. He's quite the floppy fellow, and can't fly high like an eagle.
Dangus 1: That dangle is such a turkey.
Dangus 2: I know, he doesn't even have his own prizza oven.
Dangus 1: What a turkey.
by The guy with no dangus November 24, 2011
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