tube

A water-pipe commonly referred to as a bong.
Often used by customers in glass shops because many shops are forced to not sell "bongs."

Tommy Chong associated the word "bong" with marijuana, so this has resulted in legal issues in some states. Tube was adopted as a more bong-like and shorter term than water-pipe.

"Let's rip tubes after class."

"Hey buddy, what are you looking for today?"- headshop employee
"A $300 bong"-customer
"You can't call it that. We don't sell bongs, only tubes/water-pipes."- employee

by truthin February 06, 2011

tubes

The hair on the hose of a man's penis.

I can't say that I always trim my pubes but on the weekends I make sure to shave my tubes.

by kovstar July 11, 2008

Tubeing

It is where you waste countless hours of your life searching for something good to watch.

I’m just going downstairs to do some tubeing.

by Quockey December 24, 2018

Tube it.

As in "Google it," "Tube it" refers to look for something on YouTube.

#1: I'm looking for a demo on how to tie my shoelaces.

#2: Tube it. They've got everything on there.

by luapf May 11, 2010

Tubes

Something awesome, great, amazing, etc

Yo, did you see that comic that just came out? That shit is the Tubes!

by ImDocHolliday November 26, 2019

TUBE

A secret doctors term for,
Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.
Doctors convince patients to summit to a breast exam while they are there for something else.

"While your here mrs smith i'll give you a quick breast exam, pop your top off"

"Your not going to tube me you filthy old bastard"

by Anton bevermarsh January 10, 2021

tube

An asshead, a person who is hollow.

You are such a friggin tube, it hurts me.

by Pino March 31, 2003