noun: A woman with an extreme amount of bush who's oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. Pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes.
by *Spectacular*Vernacular* February 6, 2010
Get the pond-soakermug. Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.
Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom
Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant
Man: Cool Beanss
Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant
Man: Cool Beanss
by nandolf13 November 5, 2009
Get the The Super Soakermug. Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.
by Ripp March 1, 2021
Get the Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturdaymug. by pusha-K March 21, 2005
Get the cork soakermug. When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010
Get the Super Soaker Surprisemug. by whatnameisnottaken? July 15, 2011
Get the Armenian Super Soakermug. by busybeever May 22, 2015
Get the Super Soakermug.