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schedule shuffle

The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.
Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.
by Robbie Robinho Robinski March 3, 2012
mugGet the schedule shufflemug.

scumbag schedule

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.
12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule
by assclowntheassinator December 5, 2021
mugGet the scumbag schedulemug.

Crew Scheduling

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.
I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!
by rmah9k November 8, 2010
mugGet the Crew Schedulingmug.

Schedule changer

When sex with him is so good it changes your menstrual cycle
He was so good in bed last night, a real schedule changer!
by Bettyrocks21 July 1, 2021
mugGet the Schedule changermug.

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent
Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy
by palabra up October 16, 2010
mugGet the dump schedulemug.

schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...
Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...
by Shynehigh January 8, 2021
mugGet the schedule changemug.

facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status
Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-
by aildforsaken December 15, 2009
mugGet the facebook schedulemug.

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