clown the rice

To mess up badly. An unsuccessful attempt.

I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project.

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

getting the rice

Fucking an Asian person.

"Have you been getting the rice since you matched with that Asian girl on Tinder?"

by Blimpicus September 28, 2017

The Richard Prior

You fuck her silly, then you lite her on fire!

I did the Richard Prior on her last night.

by PVT.Slingblade April 11, 2011

The Richard Nixon

When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"

On Halloween, I gave my girlfriend The Richard Nixon.

by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

The Richi Rich Effect

Describes a movie or a TV show which was good when you were a little kid but sucks now when you're old.
named after the crappy movie "Richi Rich".

Man, I really loved that movie when I was little but now it has the Richi Rich Effect and I just can't watch it.

by Kdoshim September 30, 2005

The Rick Nagelberg

A drink popularized at mid atlantic universities. Consists of three shots regular vodka and a single shot of rasberry vodka. The drink is always served on ice.

I woke up the next morning with a headache from the Rick Nagelberg I enjoyed the night before.

by WhoisRick? May 9, 2006

The Richmond Rinser

The act of consuming copious amounts of water till your bladder is ready to burst, then inserting your penis into an anus and filling it with urine. Step back and have the partner fart the piss cocktail into your mouth as you eat their ass.

Invented by Doug Wayne & Whiteowl on 5/30/2023 at the Surry NPS spring outage.

"Spread those cheeks, don't be mean! Turn my face into a dirty lateine! Now churn that anal cleanser, it's time to run that Richmond Rinser!"

~The Richmond Rinser

by Doug W! May 31, 2023