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The Poopshitters 

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection
Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*
The Poopshitters by Large Fumes February 19, 2021

The Poops 

A type of stomach problem that causes the sufferer to spend hours on the toilet
Jimmy can't come to school today, he has the poops.
The Poops by Hx December 26, 2003

the poopsmith

Works for the King of Town and shovels whatsit. Has taken a vow of silence.
Spin N' Say:The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
the poopsmith by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003

the poopsmith

A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.
(there is no example)
the poopsmith by A. Non February 15, 2004

The Poopsicle 

Take a piece of shit, freeze it, stab someone with the frozen shit, and fuck the whole made by stabbing them with the frozen shit.
I gave Nancy "The Poopsicle" and now she's in the ER!
Rob, you're fucked up.
The Poopsicle by ObamasAnkles February 26, 2011

the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.
<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!