That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items
by Apollo83 July 06, 2019
The anal cavity or butt crack.
He had a meth pipe hidden in his personal locker. We often miss those items in a general pat down, as it’s not an easily searchable spot on the streets.
by DissyTee18 January 06, 2018
by Rimshot June 19, 2008
(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"
Friend 2: "What were they about?"
Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"
Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."
Friend 2: "What were they about?"
Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"
Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."
by fritzzzle February 02, 2009
by Mop and Bucketman April 28, 2006
Tim: Hey, did you see Jill and Ted before math class earlier today?
Joe: Yeah, theyre always having locker sex when Mrs. Murphupoles isnt looking
Joe: Yeah, theyre always having locker sex when Mrs. Murphupoles isnt looking
by ajaku May 18, 2009
the posterior region of one's backside generally used for sitting, shitting, grabbing, rubbing, and a host of other unsavory activities. or quite simply the "ass"
by Arrrraaaaaggghh September 16, 2006