Internet

-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 27, 2009
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A term used by George W. Bush when he actually had meant to say "Internet":

While it's true that there exists an Internet2, there is no plausible reason to believe that Bush was referring to it, because I have no reason to believe that he is sufficiently technologically literate to be aware of its accidents and (more importantly), Internet2 is used solely as a network with which academic institutions transfer files at extremely high speeds and would therefore not have information about Bush's alleged millitary service foul play.
On the, on the internets
by CommieCowboy August 09, 2005
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The internet

AN amazing place of meeting new people online.
Say if ...John Cena is on... like facebook.... and you follow him.... face book is on the Internet.
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Internet

A vaste world full of scams, Clickbait ,dumb ads, games,pornography and other crap like social media.

It only works if you have WIFI.
For nerds its a global computer that providing a variety of information like math 1+1=2.

WARNING ITS ADDICTIVE
Person A: Do you have internet
You :no

Person A: YOU ARE A A** HOLE
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'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'
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The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
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Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.
by Roastmasters May 18, 2009
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