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A fictional award given out during the fictional awards ceremony known as the E.M.M.Ys. It is awarded to the one person every year who showed the most extreme douchbagary throughout the year.
The Douchebag Of The Year Award for the year 2009 was given to Kanye West for his actions toward Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV VMAs. Not cool Kanye... Not cool.
by Xero _ Manifest January 2, 2011
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A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.
Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.
by gasummer09 May 30, 2009
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the teacher's douche

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A teenager of very limited talent who works hard to please his or her teachers and parents in an attempt to gain admission to a prestigious university.
He will never do anything important. He is simply the teacher's douche, prolonging the process of distinguishing real talent from flesh-covered robots.
by jeeffff August 20, 2007
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Douche of the day

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Declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.
Oh, there goes James. Douche of the day!
by JamessssB January 20, 2009
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Douche of the day

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the person who makes the biggest arse of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.
balders got screamed at by a child, he wns douche of the day
by Jaaaaaaaammmessssssssssss! January 21, 2009
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Douche of the Year

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A person who pulls a huge douchebag move at the expense of another person, landing him the title, "Douche of the Year"
-Dude, did you hear that James totally painted a penis on Chad's car?
-Yeah, he's definitely winning Douche of the Year
by The0riginal February 23, 2011
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