Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

by iskryla January 15, 2014

put the bacon on me

A phrase that describes a desire to have sex

Oh Josh this date has went so well, I can’t wait until you put the bacon on me.

by ChocolateStarfish11 January 29, 2019

Doing the Bacon

When a person/animal falls to the ground and starts to flop around almost like they are having a seizure... This could be due to an actual seizure, drunkenness or a bout of rofl due to some hilarity that has ensued among other things...

Dude... why was that girl flopping around like a fish on the floor last night?

She got so drunk that she started doing the bacon

by dragonstar87 June 9, 2010

tugging the bacon

A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""

Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!

by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch March 13, 2011

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

Bringing Home The Bacon

1) Literally Bringing home the bacon
2) making a lot of money
3) having hot steamy sex.

1) Walker: "Oh Hey, Thanks for bringing home the bacon i wanted from stop and shop Sam!"

2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"

3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"

Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."

by hockey=love September 25, 2009

Makin' the bacon

A term used to describe making a lot of money in a legitimate manner, usually through a boring line of work.

"Bacon" is pronounced similarly to "Baking", to make it rhyme with "Making". Therefore, the term is pronounced "Makin' the baekin".

"Hey man, what's shaking?"
"Not much bro, just here Makin' the bacon at work."
"That sucks man, pub tonight?"

by toespider September 24, 2020