The awesome answer 

The awesome answer is used at a time when you think it is appropriate to answer to someones question with not the truth, but a more amazing story. usually spoken in a sarcastic, boasting manner.

TRUE ANSWER --

rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"

cool guy - "well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me.."

rando guy - "wow thats fucking dumb..."

THE AWESOME ANSWER -

rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"

cool guy - "well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really"

rando guy - "ZOMG thats pretty intense cool guy!"

The awesome answer by ALMFFE December 7, 2010

the mother answer. 

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.

the mother answer. by chuck e cheese June 4, 2015

The Last Answer 

He too was trying to find a way to kill the voice...

Hym "You too huh... I guess that's why Justin brought up the Asimov Cascade... Seems like there's a bit of a narrative through-line going on here... 'The Last Answer' AND 'The Last Question' by Issac Asimov do both sound like something I would write, don't they? Fascinating how that keeps happening..."

The Last Answer by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

The Roma Answer

This is ALWAYS the answer to any "why" question asked to a technical support engineer.

The initial answer to ANY why question is ALWAYS, "Because fuck you, that's why".

Support Engineer: "Bro, I had this guy who kept asking why we don't document changes in the VPN client."
2nd Support Engineer: "What did you tell him? I get that question all the time"
Support Engineer: "I gave him the Roma answer.... For some reason, I got a negative survey score on that one. Go figure."

The Roma Answer by BlindBastard December 12, 2025

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid 

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid

Hym "Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid."

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything 

42

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything by Jwarren123 February 23, 2021

i'll answer after the fifth ring 

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .

Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill

i'll answer after the fifth ring by random everthing is me July 8, 2017