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bob the titan lord

Bob the titan lord says hello :)
by Xx.ash.xX July 24, 2021
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it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.
Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.
by Briollette August 29, 2006
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Has the titanic sunk

The titanic has sunk is a reference to when the dick has stopped being hard and has gone back to normal. It is usually the girlfriend/boyfriend who say it
Girlfriend: Hey are u ready.

Boyfriend: No sorry babes.

Girlfriend: Has the titanic sunk.
by Mickey Mouse 370142834288 January 6, 2017
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Sank the Titanic

When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.

Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.
*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019
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Sank the titanic

When you have been for a shit and the turd is that massive when you flush it, it would sink the titanic
I wouldn't use that bathroom, I just sank the titanic
by BigBadDom69 September 17, 2021
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slay the titan

When a guy fucks a girl that is considerably taller than him
Jerome: I met a dutch girl on tinder, she's 6'4", with an awesome DDD rack and cake! She's coming over to my place next week. (purple demon emoji)
Jack: Lol you only like 5'8", she too big for you dawg, she gon crush you
Jerome: Man, shut yo bitch ass up, I'm gonna slay the titan!
by Hamburger harold November 3, 2021
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Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
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