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The Pear

noun:

A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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Juicing the Pear

When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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tickling the pear

Euphemism for mastubation. Orginated in the Harry Potter fandom. It comes from the fact that to gain entrance into the school kitchens, one must tickle the pair on a painting of fruit guarding the entrance. Hermione Granger learns this when the Weasley twins let the secret slip.
Harry bit his lip, trying not to let a whimper escape as he tickled his pear, fantasizing desperately about Dobby the House-elf.
by some rabid fandom lurker March 24, 2005
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A blowjob focusing solely on the underside shaft of the penis.

Refers to the simple instructions given to queens and princesses on how to hold their hands during waiving to a crowd.
Dave: Missy gave me the best blowjob last night.

Steve: Oh yeah?

Dave: Yeah. She kept me from cumming by going Over the Pearls, Under the Crown.

Steve: Cool.
by The Pretzelman January 5, 2010
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Smash the Pearly Gates

Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin
She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.
by Ribbed Rhubarb January 8, 2019
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The Peagler

the act of getting a finger stuck up your butt by your wife during sex, and telling all your buddies that it doesn't make you gay
Hey guys, my wife gave me the peagler last night...it felt a little strange at first..but then it started to feel pretty good.......but I'm not gay or anything
by ass dozer October 3, 2008
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the peagler

the act of a woman inserting her finger in a man's rectum
Dude! My girlfriend gave me the peagler last night, it was awesome!
by shafty1172 October 8, 2008
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